This blog is the literary manifestation of my mental dungeon--the one to which I sentence all manner of horrendous, evil people.
And not evil like I am evil, not the awesome kind you want on your side when the shit goes down.
No, this is true evil--the kind you wouldn't want anywhere near your side even if they had all the cool weapons, the first aid kit and the good snacks.
For years, I have mentally placed such individuals into my fantastical dungeon, complete with delicious varieties of tortures commiserate with the level of evil I feel they have perpetuated.
However, my brain is filled to capacity with epicness and so I have decided to download my cerebral catacombs into this clearinghouse of virtual vengeance. Now I can share it with you!
Not only can you revel in the imaginary just deserts of my designated deserving douchebags, if you order now I'll throw in Facebook statuses and shares that make me stabby. (I apologize so much for that whole paragraph and yet, I cannot erase it. The dorkiness speaks to me.)
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