Fred Phelps--Torture Chamber

As mentioned previously, Fred is a lifetime resident of the Torture Chamber. I'm sure everyone is familiar with Fred but just in case his name rings a bell but you weren't instantly overwhelmed by the desire to beat the shit out of an elderly guy, let me remind you who he is. Fred runs the repugnant Westboro Baptist Church. Still not sparking the homicidal impulse? Maybe a graphic will help. 

Yep, he's the dude who runs the charming godhatesfags.com website. "But wait," you say, "That sign says, and I can't believe I am actually uttering this phrase, 'Thank God for Dead Soldiers'--what does that have to do with gay people?" The answer is...nothing. Fred is a self-hating piece of shit and the only way he can vent his utter frustration at being Fred Phelps is to lash out at everyone else. Westboro, Phelps' demon seed, is the church that has publicly and proudly bragged that they would picket funerals from Matthew Shepard to the Sandy Hook shooting victims. Seriously, when even the KKK thinks you're an asshole, you've earned all the hatred heaped on you.

Designated Personalized Torture: He is sentenced to spelling lessons for eternity since it turns out that Jesus actually hates FIGS--true story.