Kim Hall--Torture Chamber

This woman. This mother has written a blog post directed to all the young ladies in her family's life who are just trying their damnedest to sexually corrupt her delicate snowflake sons by daring to post photographs on the internets. See, their family sits down periodically around the family dinner table for a good old-fashioned round of slut-shaming all the young women they know. They all gather to look at and critique the inappropriate selfies the nubile young women have had the audacity to post online and then, the family blocks them from all their feeds. 

According to Ms. Hall, part of the reasoning is for the protection of these young women from themselves--relish these words of wisdom, "Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t quickly un-see it?  You don’t want our boys to only think of you in this sexual way, do you?" Of course you don't. 

That's what Ms. Hall is here for--by subsequently blocking these deemed-trashy girls from her sons' sites, she has now firmly cemented in their minds that these girls are nothing but those pictures. They are not whole people, capable of sexiness, humor, intelligence, attractiveness and personality. They are simply one-dimensional whores that can now only be seen as impure, lustful objects to be scorned and banned from sight. 

(Point of order, prior to her updating the entry after scores of posts regarding hypocrisy, the photos of her All-American boys she has peppered throughout the page consisted mostly of shirtless pics of them flexing and otherwise posing.)

Ms. Hall explains that "we are hoping to raise men with a strong moral compass." No word on the effects these loving virtual stonings of unclean women are having on their 8-year old daughter who shares in the sessions, pointing out cute bedroom decor. Nevertheless, I'm sure she'll take a valuable lesson away from all this--never, ever feel sexy in your body. Feeling attractive is wrong--you get your worth from what other people think of you only. 

Ms. Hall's daughter will also understand that poor men fight an "uphill battle" to be decent human beings and that it is women who can destroy that fragile self-control, making them think and do things they are pre-disposed to do against their will. She will understand that men have a hard enough time controlling their animalistic impulses and that when a woman doesn't demure and hide her femininity, anything that happens as a result is her own fault. 

Hopefully, she won't see it firsthand. After all, in Ms. Hall's words, "If you are friends with a Hall boy on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter, then you are friends with the whole Hall family." Which, I assume, means that if, God-forbid, Junior starts to date one of those harlots, the whole family is piling into the station wagon to enjoy some sticky backseat fondling and subsequent date rape. 

DPT: Kim Hall has to move back to Africa to work with the Desert Flower Foundation, helping victims of FGM (Female Genital Mutilation). She needs to experience first-hand the horror of the natural extension her evil, barbarous thoughts about young women "tempting" men to sin can lead to.